My Script for English. Mine is supposed to be a cartoon

The Absolute Finesse Drollery

The introduction is played, the show starts…

Claudio, Leonato, and Don Pedro are in the garden, gossiping.

Claudio: Have you heard the news?

Don Pedro: No, what is it?

Claudio: I heard from someone that Beatrice loves Benedick! How crazy is that?

All the while, Benedick is listening, so close its obvious, and even holding listening items, making it more obvious. Haha get it?

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A grand wedding, for Claudio and Hero, the scene where Claudio publicly humiliates Hero. The couple is standing at the altar, the setting is outside, and they go through their vows.

Friar: Do you, Claudio, come her to marry this young lady?

Claudio: No.

Leonato: To be married to her, not to marry her. That’s your job!

Friar: Oh, right, my bad. Do you, Hero, take Claudio as your lawfully wedded husband?

Hero: I do.

Friar: If anyone has any reason why this couple should not get married, speak now, or be quiet.

Claudio: Aughh, fine! I can’t marry you! Good bye!

Claudio in rage, pushes Hero to the ground. She is sobbing. The camera goes to the building next to the place where they were supposed to be married, and on the top, Don John was watching with binoculars, now he is doing his evil, menacing laugh.

Don John: Mwahahahaha!

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Dogberry, with his watchmen and Verges, are accusing Borachio and Conrade. The sexton is there to take the charges. Borachio and Conrade are cuffed, and seated.

First Watchman: That man called the Princes brother a villain!

Borachio: But-

Dogberry: Whoa, man! You shall not speak when not being asked to speak mmkay?

Borachio: Alright, ok.

Sexton: What else did they say?

Second Watchman: They got paid a thousand dollars, from Don John himself, to accuse Hero of cheating on Claudio.

Dogberry: (pointing in the wrong direction) Now that’s a criminal!

Verges: Sir?

Dogberry: (Spins around violently)

Verges: The sweet Hero has been falsely accused!

Dogberry: (Babbling) Huh? Whaddya say? I didn’t quite catch that.

Verges: Nevermind.

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Beatrice and Benedick, on a balcony, romantic little spot and they are confessing their love for each other.

Benedick: I knew you loved me. I just knew it!

Beatrice: Yeah, right!

Benedick: Oh come on, admit it. You love me more than anything. You cant live without me.

Beatrice: Don’t be so full of yourself. I loved you way before you loved me.

Benedick: I don’t think so. I loved you way before I even met you.

Beatrice: I loved you way before you were even born!

Setting changes to a contest stage, kinda like the setting of those yo-momma battles. People surrounding Benedick and Beatrice, a judge in the middle, and the battle begins.

Benedick: I love you so much, everytime I look at you, my heart skips a beat.

Beatrice: I love you so much, when we’re together, time comes to a stop.

Benedick: Nahh… I love you so much, if you were a margarita, I’d drink you by the bucket.

Crowd: Ohhhh!!!

Beatrice: I love you as much as something that loves something a lot!

Disc Scratches, returns to the original setting

Beatrice: What? What did I say?

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After the fight at the wedding, Claudio is pacing in the hallways, furious. A messenger comes and whispers something into his ear. Claudio dashes off to the wedding place, everyone is gone except for Hero, Beatrice, Margaret, Friar, Benedick, and Leonato. Claudio runs toward them, reaching out, with hope in his eyes.

Claudio: Hero! Hero! I finally understand! It wasn’t you!

Leonato: She’s dead.

Claudio: Ahhh..... dang.